Saturday 25 January 2014

Don't Flop Rap Battle | Worst decision ever.

Really Don't Flop judges? Really? I've seen some debatable decisions, hard decisions and bad decisions, but this was just awful.
Mr. 13, who's not great but not crap either did well. Lots's of aggression and a funny second round and a nice line about red stripe while I was drinking red stripe. However when Caustic started spittin the difference in quality was clearer than glass. Whatever 13 said, Caustic would come in and body him in every round.
For me it was a body bag. Caustic really stunned and sonned this guy and whoever thinks differently is just British. Wait, I'm British, so whoever thinks differently is British AND a dick rider, like the judges.
See, it was Mr. 13's 'last battle' before he becomes part of the Don't Flop staff. Now you see why he got the judges decision. Sympathy, and dick riding. That's all this was. And it's really pathetic, gay and childish.
If this league wants the respect it's going to have to stop with this cliquey faggot bullshit. It really pisses me off when rappers travel miles over seas and spit a great battle but get treated like shit at the end of it. I mean, who gives a fuck if it was 13's last battle? If he got bodied he got bodied. And he did. Caustic was different class and clowned dude. With that said, have a happy retirement Mr. 13. You sure will have after ending your career with such a gift as that.

[My Verdict 3-0 Caustic. Total body bag]



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Wednesday 22 January 2014

Blackout 4 card leak! (Predictions)

3 Days until Blackout, and I'm getting very excited. The card got leaked and I'm going to give my predictions for each battle as they came through.

Dizaster vs Pat Stay
This is the one everyone knows about and is anticipating. The mother-fucking KOTD title match between two aggressive bad guys. Pat who's the bigger of the two will have the slight physical advantage so it's going to be difficult for Diz to punk him in terms of presence and getting in his face. Having said that Diz can spit. But for me, he needs to write for this like he said he would. If he doesn't write he will lose. If he does write Pat will have to bring more than what he brought when he robbed Arcane for the chain. Pat will need to be aggressive and bring that clowning intimidating bully to the ring to top Diz lyrical game. I think he will. This one is a tough call, but if it's close they will favour Pat out there I'm sure. And it will be close.

[My Prediction: 2-1 Pat Stay]

Bender vs Big T
For me Bender has fallen off, and I never really rated him that high anyway. Big T has been on point from what I've seen and I think he'll do Bender. No homo.

[My Prediction: 2-1 Big T]

Thesaurus vs Charron
What a match up. The vet of battle rap vs the rising star. I saw one of Thesaurus recent battles and he has restored a lot of my faith in believing he can still bring that heat. Charron, has just been so polished and damaging with his stuff and battling Thesaurus he'll have a lot of ammo. He'll have to be careful not to go over the same old shit though because that could be a stumbling block. However I think he's too clever to fall into that trap. My money is on the new kid in all three, but no body bag.

[My Prediction: 3-0 Charron]

Charlie Clips vs Conceited
Two word smiths, damn this is gonna be crazy, one of the best of the night if they both bring it. It's so close to call because they're both as ill as each other. But because Charlie is slightly less formulaic in his schemes and so consistent, I think that will be the difference in breaking up Conceited.

[My Prediction: 2-1 Clips]

Shotty Horroh vs Aye Verb
I thought Shotty was retiring but obviously not. I don't think he's been out long enough to get rusty so he should be as sharp as ever. Aye Verb has really impressed me. He beat Diz not long ago and with plenty of ammo to work with, I think he will do a similar job on Shotty.

[My Prediciton: 2-1 Aye Verb]

Rone vs JC
Rone has really slacked off since getting beat by Fresco. JC did a decent job against a gassed up Tay Rock. I think JC will take this.

[My Prediction: 2-1 JC]

Osa vs RemyD
Interesting match up. I like Osa I think he's really clever and hits hard. Then you got RemyD spitting like a fucking genius lately. It'll be close. There could be an unexpected victory here. But there won't be. RemyD in all three. No body bag.

[My Prediction: 3-0 RemyD]

DNA vs Arcane
Another classic in the making. These dudes rarely dissapoint, but I think Arcane will come with some serious heat for this. He will be aching for a win after all the controversy. DNA will look to hurt him on his bought bars thing and if he puts good schemes together he could roast Arcane. However, Arcane always has something hot to say to turn the tide.

[My Prediction: 2-1 Arcane]

Bonnie Godiva vs Uno Lavoz
This will be funny as fuck, but Bonnie Godiva won't get pushed around. In fact I can see her winning. Sorry Uno.

[My Prediction: 2-1 Bonnie Godiva]

Real Deal vs Ill Will
Ill Will is nice, he had a great battle with Tay Rock and nearly took it. Then there's real Deal who lost to Ogmios in England. However I think Real Deal will come back to win this in style. For me he will have the versatility to crowd please and out gun bar will.

[My Prediction: 3-0 Real Deal]

Rich Dollaz vs Loe Pesci
For some reason I can see this one being a lot of aggression but not much entertainment. Loe is still mr stumbles, so for that reason alone it's gotta be Rich Dollaz day.

[My Prediction: 2-1 Rich Dollaz]

Yung Ill vs Fresco
Very interesting battle here. After K-Shine bodied Yung Ill who's a little rusty after coming back to the circuit, he's going to have to really bring a lot to this battle cos Fresco is clever. I think Fresco will win. Yung Ill will be well out his comfort zone and Fresco has been here before many times. His confidence will see him through. Could be a body.

[My Prediction: 3-0 Fresco]

Arsonal vs Swave Sevah
This feels like a mismatch. I like Swave and his style but I think Arsonals lyrical game will be too much for him. This has body bag written all over it.

[My Prediction: 3-0 Arsonal]





Do you agree with my predictions? Post yours.

Monday 20 January 2014

TIGER TY IS BACK!

The Tiger swipe is back. Purely for his comedic effect. So they all like to laugh at the retard. But Ty isn't that is he. He's like a weird genius. The stuff that comes out o his mouth you just wouldn't think about but oddly makes his opponent look stupid not to mention it sounding funny in terms of wording and Ty's delivery. I did appreciate Joe Cutters bars and he was lyrically pretty good but the angles just weren't all that unique. Everyone was just wanting to hear more Ty, for whatever reason. I've tried to explain it but I just can't. Salute.

[My Verdict: Tiger Ty 3-0]

What up my Ninja!!

An all asian match up complete with asian hosts. Shout outs to Dumbfoundead but fuck Trafik he's an annoying little skeet.

Anyway, both guys went in, and I really can't decide a winner here. I thought Tantrum might have edged it with the strongest round in the battle. His Ninja mask stunt was stuff of legend but his bars in that third didn't match the mask. I thought A-Class took the third but I'm undecided on the first. It was so tight. I say Tantrum may have edged it for his second round but that's just one round. And A-Class had some great lines throughout the battle. It was a draw for me.

[My Verdict: Thai. Sorry I mean Tie]



I couldn't call it, can you?

Sunday 19 January 2014

K SHINE VS YUNG ILL SMACK/ URL

This was a K Shine body bag. This is the best I've seen him and that's saying something because he rarely under performs. he was finishing his rounds early because about halfway through them he'd already won it with a crazy scheme. The third was a little closer but by the K had really smashed Ill on his return to the battle scene. He was not ready and it showed.

[My Verdict: 3-0 K Shine]

Friday 3 January 2014

Don't Flop Set The Standard.

Ogmios?? Who the fuck is this guy? I've never heard him battle before. A very laid back delivery style, funny, lyrical and clever. Real Deals aggression seemed to overshadow him in the first round but after that, Ogmios really just took control of the battle with superior ideas.