Don't Flop 5th Bday - Bars over jokes.

 

This was a funny ass battle. O'Shea was involved so it was always going to be. There he was on stage the skin headed scouser clutching a pint of beer in his hand and opposite him - Charlie Clipse. Not crazy known for jokes but he brought out a good one using oranges as props as a spin off from when O'Shea once busted out an apple in one of his battles.
O'Shea brought his usual jokey style and he was funny and had the crowd and me laughing but whenever Clipse stepped up to say his piece he just out shined O'Shea. Clipse like I said, had some jokes to get into the spirit of the battle but made it his own with some heavy bars that really killed everything O'Shea had to say. The only close round was the second which I still think Clipse took. I won't say this was a bodybag as such, but Clipse just came with a far more polished set of bars with no stumbles even in his freestyles. O'Shea has decent freestyle game but he stumbles a lot and what he was saying didn't have quite the lyrical impact to rise above Clipse. There was a small incident that may have messed up O'Shea a little. During his round someone threw up some beer and some of it landed on Clipse which he got a little pissed about. As O'Shea carried on, there was more shit going on, on stage that messed up O'Shea and it kind of went on into Clipse round as well as he seemed to struggle a little bit. But they both managed to hold it together relatively well for an entertaining battle.
Eurgh really needs to man up as a host. I'm not impressed with him recently, especially if what Diz said about him is true. He really does seem to be handling things like a bitch. This is a big event and he needs to take control of the stage.
Anyway, one of our resident battlers at this event has finally been beaten by an American. Hats off to Clipse, who is one of my favourites in the game right now. He's just so polished even in this battle which he hardly prepared for. Good battle still, even though it was a whitewash.

[My Verdict 3-0 Charlie Clipse]



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